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The Kakuzu to my Hidan

zooophagous:

Oh Jesus Christ

eriisaaa:

positive lady characters meme:

tenten + fighting style

cedricdigory:

Have a nice ride back home!

vaporware-femme:

rosebays:

HELLO HERE IS A CHROME EXTENSION THAT COMPLETELY REMOVES MUSIC PLAYERS OR STOP THEM FROM AUTOPLAYING

hey i know i have a lot of ASD friends for whom autoplay is a really awful thing so here is a really nice option, stay safe friends

luseymoth: Ooh! Are we still talking about our favorite Akatsuki? Cuz I think Hidan is the absolute best ;u; I dunno, I have this bad habit of getting attracted to the really crazy and sadistic ones (who are also handsome), but I think he's also just so interesting as a character! He was my absolute favorite for a long time... and he's the reason I came back to the fandom <3 I love the fact that you can really build on his character because of the lack of full backstory, ya feel?

imagineakatsuki:

I agree! I also think that’s what makes him very interesting as a character. I have an appreciation for characters who are sadistic and crazy. Those are my favorite kinds of antagonists. Kisame is what brought me back into the Naruto fandom, and truthfully, also Deidara because deep down he’s still my favorite. And yeah, I definitely feel on that.
(Ppppbp also I just want to say you’re one of my favorite blogs and I absolutely love your Hidan blog)
Admin H

Deidara is my third favorite in the Akatsuki, actually! Kakuzu comes in at second ;O It’s hilarious though because I’m exactly his height… and at the end of the month I will truly achieve full Deidara-ness and be his age as well… man… I’m catching up to characters haha. Kinda funny how it’s the akatsuki that pulled us back into Naruto, isn’t it?

(Also aopwrgjlljk thank you omg)

jaxblade:

did-you-kno:

Hello Kitty is not actually a cat. Source

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Okay but

The character is a gijinka, an anthropomorphism or personification of a cat.”

"the organization had "never said she was a human", explaining anthropomorphization by comparing the character to Mickey Mouse: "No one would mistake the Disney character for a human–but at the same time he’s not quite a mouse. Just like Hello Kitty isn’t a human, she’s not quite a cat either."

She’s still based on a cat, calm down people

averagebare:

fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien 

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

tastefullyoffensive:

"My poor cat has it rough." -ExMachina70

mostlycatsmostly:

(via Juliane Meyer)

I see you people going through my art tag

It appears that the naruto actors AU stuff is getting circulated again 8U

ireallyhatecornnuts:

schim:

chinad011:

pineapplebananacurry:

cookingformorons:

greencarnations:

How to make your ramen 9001x better, courtesy of /ck/

And you can buy roast beef and roast chicken on the internet. I am set for ramen for like a year now.

QUICK EGG IN UR RAMEN TRICK MY FRIEND TAUGHT ME IN HIGH SCHOOL

pour just enough water into your pot to cover your noodles and other ingredients, then get a small cup/fancy measuring 1 cup cup or w/e and measure out another cuppa watta. dump that shit in too.

make ur ramen. just start boiling and dump whatever you’re supposed to put in in the beginning. u know how to make ramen this isn’t ramen for snot nosed sobbing beginners ok

KEY PART: you know how it says on the back of the package to cook for about 4-5 minutes?? we’re cooking for 5 minutes. wait for your ramen to cook for the first three minutes. stare hungrily if you must. but the EXACT MOMENT 3 minutes hit here’s what you do:

  1. SCREAM. and then stir your noodles to make sure nothing is sticking to the bottom of the pot. (scream is optional) also make sure your broth is still more or less covering your noodles, if its not add a bit more. it doesn’t matter if some is still sticking up we just don’t want chewy noodles (unless you’re into that) (i’m into that)
  2. make a lil hole in your noodles. this little hole must have broth in it and nothing more. make it in the middle or the side it honestly doesn’t matter you just need a clear shot to the bottom of the pot
  3. crack your egg and toss that mother into the hole.
  4. COVER EGG WITH NOODLES AS QUICK AS YOU CAN
  5. DON’T. STIR.
  6. I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU STIR FOR THE REMAINING MINUTE AND A HALF YOU probably won’t ruin anything you’ll just have egg drop soup i guess but IF YOU DON’T STIR
  7. Congratulations, you have poached an egg in your broth! Your poached egg now tastes like your ramen broth. Revel in your victory.
  8. no seriously that egg will be mildly chewy deliciousness oh my god if you can perfect this technique you will never have your egg in your ramen another way again

this is as close as you’ll get to ramen made in a restaurant…

I’m just glad this isn’t like that one post that was all “HOW TO EAT CHEAP WITH RAMEN STEP ONE ADD A SIRLOIN STEAK AND $20 WORTH OF INGREDIENTS”.

This is how you can tell I’m poor as fuck.

Most dried ramen is deep-fried which is why it’s so unhealthy. If you boil in plain water, strain, and then add to fresh hot water/broth, it’s a lot better for you in general.

Another recipe:

Boil your noodles. Strain. Take a small frying pan and melt two tablespoons of butter (margarine works but butter is better) on low heat. Add the noodles and flavor powder and mix well. 

ANOTHER recipe:

Get a bag of frozen stir-fry veggies from wal-mart. It’s like a buck fifty. Fry those suckers up with some tonkatsu sauce or soy sauce. Boil your ramen, strain. Pile the noodles on a plate, top with your veggies and sauce. Sprinkle a tiny bit of the ramen flavoring on top. Bam, stir fry. The veggies make enough to serve three people (three packages of ramen).

Other things you can add to ramen to make it taste better:

Chopped inarizushi.

A half a can of peas.

A half a can of tunafish to the shrimp kind.

CHIVES MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER.

Oddly enough, boiled potatoes to the beef kind.

Shredded cabbage.

Sliced boiled eggs. 

Matchstick carrots (you can get them from most grocery stores for like a dollar a package; alternately make your own from a cheap-ass bag of whole carrots).

If you’re gluten-free, you can make a gluten-free version of ramen by making and preparing spaghetti squash and using the bullion recipe above (substitute anything with gluten in it for something without, obviously). The “noodles” are smaller but damn is it tasty. Spaghetti squash, incidentally, grows at the least provocation so if you get a spaghetti squash (which are generally kind of expensive), save the seeds and plant them anywhere. Water them once a day. 

Spring-noodle soup, courtesy my husband’s Asian-American ex-girlfriend: Boil your ramen and strain. Heat up a can of soup broth, or simply prepare the ramen bullion. Dip the noodles into the broth forkful by forkful as you eat. You can add other stuff to the noodles, like veggies and meat, as you’re boiling it.

Saute some green onions and minced garlic in a pan in butter or margarine for a few minutes (you can substitute sesame oil for the butter or margarine  as well, if you happen to have it around. The sesame oil gives it a really good flavor). Add a dash of seasoned salt. Boil and strain your ramen noodles. Add to the saute mix, fry for a hot second, and you have awesome garlic noodles. 

Minute rice! You can add a small handful of minute rice to your ramen as it’s cooking for a more carb-heavy soup to get you through the day. If you couple this with veggies and meat it’s almost a round meal.

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH RAMEN, but if you make macaroni and cheese (Kraft dinner), add a can of tunafish and a half a can of peas to it to make a more filling, more rounded meal. 

Seriously, if you are broke and need to vary your diet in any way, I am the person to talk to. I grew up on this shit. A lot of is really unhealthy, but at least you won’t die of boredom.

had some fun with that fursona generator thing

kyousaya:

CRUSH THEM a glitchy electronic playlist for destroying your enemies (also good for drawing).

[Listen on 8tracks]

Intermission - She // Headshot - She // Invaders Must Die - The Prodigy // Monster Hospital (MSTRKRFT Remix) - Metric // Showdown - Pendulum // Breathe (The Glitch Mob Remix) - The Prodigy // Heart Anthem (Cryptex Remix) - Kraddy // Bad Girls (Barbaric Merits Chain Bangin Remix) - MIA // Seek & Destroy (Bassnectar Remix) - Metallica // Bloodlust - Killsonik // Do You Want To Fight Me - Venus Hum // Blood Sugar - Pendulum // Slay It - Cryptex // Seven Devils (Kraddy Remix) - Florence and the Machine // Revolution - Uppermost // Killin’ It - Krewella // Seven Nation Army (The Glitch Mob Remix) - The White Stripes

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